Robot Curiosity makes hunger strike!!!

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According to NASA scientists, the robot Curiosity, sending about several months ago for spatial planet known as Mars, would be doing a hunger strike. The robobô was sent to that place with the intention to investigate alleged alien life forms and potential sources of drinking water for human beings, but, until the present moment, it found that a child is more on a beach with your spade: sand and gravel. "At the beach," said NASA scientist Richard Airhead, "at least has the beach shells and woodlice. Has nothing there!"

Before being shoved to Mars, Curiosity exchange barbs with Richard and Peter Cock.

About two days ago, the Curiosity started sending weird messages to Earth: "He began to play a strange music," says Peter radiological Cock, "He played well," tired of running in the opposite direction, no podium finish or kissing girlfriend I'm just another guy '. robot was fully depressed. "

Curiosity posted "#pissed" (in Portuguese) on Facebook.

The NASA team tried, tried but failed to convince the robot to continue working on his arduous task, but it does not accept any commands, and repeats every moment you are on strike, they will no longer feed themselves while their liability claims are not accepted. "Our concern is that your energy runs out really," says Peter, "then it will turn into a garbage heap more useless than it already is." Our hyper-fantastic team succeeded for the interplanetary internet, talk to the robot naughty! We asked the guy why that damn strike: "I wanna go home ... I can not stand that shit more ... My internet sucks ... Not porn you can see ... I wanna go home ... Phone My house ... ... "