Barcelona will be investigated!!! Neymar gets hurt in time to escape!!!

Neto Reuters

Our flapper team in a hole most spectacular report, found that hiring Neymar, typical Brazilian footballer, hides many, many rotten! The declared values ​​were misleading: it was declared that Neymar cost the Barcelona club certain amount of money. But in truth, the truth value is about zillion times bigger! There was embezzling money, and Dad Neymar pocketed a wonderful amount! Unfortunately, the old father has already spent half of this hefty (40 million Euros) with women and rum in Uncle Dick bar, our friend from childhood. Should Barcelona be damned, Neymar can get screwed million Euro and return to the club.

Neymar looking to be very hurt!

But Neymar, showing all the wisdom of the Brazilian people, found a way to get out of that scandal: he was badly hurt, as you can see in the photo above, and the cameras will be hidden for some time. Anyway: Our team hopes that Neymar recovers and goes back to play, increasingly representing the spirit of perseverance, intelligence and honesty of the Brazilian people. Hug!